A COMPLETE INDEX OF 'ADVENTURES IN REALITY'
"Otis Blue" [ © Apr 7, 2007] ~A bank heist meets a mad lib, this early Adventure first appeared on MySpace when I was still a drunk
"Gerald & Olivia" [ © Jan 19, 2008] ~A modern day Adam & Eve find themselves in trouble after they cross the highway without an aardvark.
"Travis Saves the Movie Industry" [ © Jul 17, 2008] ~A Pomeranian puppy saves a summer blockbuster from being nixed by the most greedy bitch in Hollywood.
"The Tobacconist and Distillery Man" [ © Sep 6, 2010] ~Uuhhhhm…I think this one is still my favorite.
"The Threshold of HAZMAT" [ © Nov 8, 2011] ~A mental illness wins the CDC's Disease Prestige Beauty Pageant for the first time.
"Distressica Finds The Source of Happiness" [ © Feb 25, 2012] ~A young woman finds the happiness her mother always demanded of her.
"The Guv'nuh" [ © Aug 21, 2013] ~Under the rule of its tyrannical Governor, Florida is in deep shit. The other States come to its rescue.
“Game of Mowers” [ © May 15, 2014] ~All the neighborhoods in the Kingdom of Summerclamor engage in competitive noise-making to see who wins the title to The Mower (this one is quite epic!)
“Donnie Trumpo” [ © Oct 22, 2015] ~Well, what can I say about this one? Donnie Darko meets King Kong meets The Wrath of Kahn meets the Truth
“Jurassic Trash” [ © Jun 4, 2016] ~a community of low-income dinosaurs gets a shot at transcendence when a drug deal goes wrong in their favor
“Rogue Bub: A Distressica Prequel” [ © Dec 14, 2017] ~ Distressica remembers meeting God before she’s deformed by reincarnation once again
“Red Flamingos” [ © Mar 3, 2018] ~A John Waters flick meets a lurid world domination fantasy. It all ends in the “nukular option,” where we’re surprised to find out just whose fantasy it really was!
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